So this was not my first 12+ hour flight. But I’m gonna have to compare this to what women say about childbirth. It’s so horrible that your brain literally blocks it out of memory. And then you pop out another one and it’s equally as wretched. Around hour 7, I thought I would slip into a coma. Matter of fact, I hoped I would. I will never do this again. Oh wait, I’m still in Japan so…

At least they feed and entertain you. Shoot, that’s the least that can be done. Someone owes me the day I lost, too. Chinese noodles on a flight to Tokyo? Really, United? Really? I did enjoy the looping of Jerry Maguire,  GI Joe, The Losers (Columbus Short “starred” in something besides Stomp The Yard??) and what the heck ever that movie was where Jennifer Lopez gets herself inseminated then falls in love with a random. Preciate that. Yeah, a 14-hr flight is like summer camp. Or concentration camp. Whatever. Me and Meijing Lee in 40B got to be BFFs though. Oh and that Korean Air plane? That’s as close to Korea, well N. Korea, as I ever wanna get. That place FREAKS ME OUT.

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